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Apr 18, 2014 / 2,725 notes

A lot of guys mess around with married women, but you’re the only one I know who robs a joint just to pay back the husband. Crazy.

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feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ
Apr 18, 2014 / 112,577 notes

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

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Apr 18, 2014 / 173 notes

diverseiridescentbeings:

Recognize any of these tv couples?

Follow: http://diverseiridescentbeings.tumblr.com/

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Apr 18, 2014 / 127 notes
malditocosmos:

AJAJAJAJAJA
Apr 18, 2014 / 348 notes

malditocosmos:

AJAJAJAJAJA

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peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god
Apr 18, 2014 / 343,479 notes

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

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khaleesithedragonqueen:

weloveblackgirls:


"black girls dont have hair"


She look like she’s reading someone to filth
Apr 18, 2014 / 1,536 notes

khaleesithedragonqueen:

weloveblackgirls:

"black girls dont have hair"

She look like she’s reading someone to filth

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