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A lot of guys mess around with married women, but you’re the only one I know who robs a joint just to pay back the husband. Crazy.

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feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ
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feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

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diverseiridescentbeings:

Recognize any of these tv couples?

Follow: http://diverseiridescentbeings.tumblr.com/

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malditocosmos:

AJAJAJAJAJA
Apr 18, 2014 / 380 notes

malditocosmos:

AJAJAJAJAJA

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peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god
Apr 18, 2014 / 347,537 notes

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

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khaleesithedragonqueen:

weloveblackgirls:


"black girls dont have hair"


She look like she’s reading someone to filth
Apr 18, 2014 / 1,563 notes

khaleesithedragonqueen:

weloveblackgirls:

"black girls dont have hair"

She look like she’s reading someone to filth

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